Tag: culture
member name: Jillbilly H.
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June 20, 2006 03:12 AM EDT --
Purring doesn't happen for these guys,
All they do is hiss and whine.
Their fur is black,
Their eyes are red,
When they get depressed,
They claw their wrists.
But they can't kill themselves, . . .
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June 10, 2006 06:03 PM EDT --
Gilligan's Island and Sesame Street
Angry voices behind closed doors
Bee stings and oak tree forests
A go-kart speeding down a dirt road
Cowboys wrestling dogs by the fireplace
Horses, Flaky Flix . . .
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June 13, 2006 01:36 PM EDT --
1) I like an extremely broad spectrum of music, but I don't like the Greatful Dead, The Beatles, Led Zepplin, Jimmi Hendrix or the Doors. A lot of people think this . . .
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June 16, 2006 01:20 AM EDT --
March 11,2004
Dear Crayola Crayon Company,
I am a big fan of your products. Whereas most contemporary artists out grow their crayons, . . .
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July 14, 2008 06:24 PM EDT --
Americans definitely love pizza (eating 350 slices of it per second) and although it originated in Italy, we have certainly taken it and ran with it. If we could bastardize the Italian tradition by adding . . .
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June 05, 2006 03:40 PM EDT --
First, take a lemon that you hope is still ripe. Cut off the icky brown spot on it. Squeeze all lemon juice possible out into a tupperware bowl using your hands. (Ghetto points 1 and 2, having no juice . . .
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June 28, 2006 02:10 AM EDT --
I have a confession to make. AA has made it clear that the first step to curing a problem is to admit you have a problem, but are all addictions really problems?
Let me take a step back here. . . .
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June 09, 2006 03:07 PM EDT --
Butter carries the aura of a John Waters movie, stripping the tastelessness from a trailer park and painting it stylish. A jackalope head stares across the bar at a double-barrel beer bong, just waiting . . .
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June 18, 2006 03:00 PM EDT --
I have a hard time writing about my dad. For one thing, I love and respect him more than anyone else I've ever met. For another, I know that he really loved his daughters more than anything . . .
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June 06, 2006 02:40 PM EDT --
(Forewarning, this one is not a silly article like many of my others, this was previously published in XPress Magazine at SFSU)
Adrian Turner holds a can of black spray paint with one hand and uses the . . .
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June 16, 2006 11:30 PM EDT --
This whole model "controversy" on gather is based on opinion, no facts at all.
So here are some facts.
1. You don't have to be absolutely stunning to be a model. Many . . .
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June 07, 2006 06:59 PM EDT --
All-you-can-eat chicken wings, pork loin, sausage, tri-tip, pork ribs, top sirloin, ham and pineapple. It's a heart attack waiting to happen. Dr. Atkins could only dream of such a place- but it's . . .
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June 17, 2006 10:17 PM EDT --
Published in XPress Magazine
Eight people, all dressed in striped pants or striped shirts, sing solemnly with their eyes shut . . .
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June 30, 2006 03:36 PM EDT --
Put out then Get Out
The Teenage Harlets Give it All up Everytime
It could be any given Teenage Harlets show. Johnny Dismal, . . .
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June 23, 2006 11:05 PM EDT --
Fat Hooters girls shimmy in blonde wigs.
Industrial water fountains flow continuously.
Eagles, antlers, motorcycles and beer signs adorn the walls
While loud voices and obnoxious laugher penetrate the . . .
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June 05, 2006 03:23 PM EDT --
Imagine if you will being forced to stay in the house all the time. The only time you are permitted to leave is when a rude large brute of a man pulls you out of your house to show to a bunch of people. . . .
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June 04, 2008 12:14 PM EDT --
Go Look:
www.cheapskateshandbook.com -Money saving ideas and tips
www.aholesguide.ruethedayblog.com -Instructions on how to not get killed if you're going to be a jerk anyway (the driving post . . .
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July 11, 2008 12:05 AM EDT --
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July 10, 2008 11:08 PM EDT --
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August 10, 2008 12:19 PM EDT --
I'm hosting a contest at my blog, www.ruethedayblog.com .
It's a weird link contest. You have until next Friday to submit the link to the weirdest site you know via the "submit a . . .
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