Tag: funny
member name: Jillbilly H.
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June 20, 2006 03:12 AM EDT --
Purring doesn't happen for these guys,
All they do is hiss and whine.
Their fur is black,
Their eyes are red,
When they get depressed,
They claw their wrists.
But they can't kill themselves, . . .
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June 16, 2006 01:20 AM EDT --
March 11,2004
Dear Crayola Crayon Company,
I am a big fan of your products. Whereas most contemporary artists out grow their crayons, . . .
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June 05, 2006 03:40 PM EDT --
First, take a lemon that you hope is still ripe. Cut off the icky brown spot on it. Squeeze all lemon juice possible out into a tupperware bowl using your hands. (Ghetto points 1 and 2, having no juice . . .
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June 05, 2006 09:18 PM EDT --
Names, numbers, pictures and dirty words are scattered across the walls. Trying to focus on the messages in a futile attempt to ignore the gagging scent radiating from the other unflushed stalls, you choose . . .
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June 07, 2006 09:27 PM EDT --
There once was a cow named Bob
Carrots he liked to Rob
Big, bright beautiful carrots
Crispity, Crunchity Carrots
Then one day there was no more
So Bob walked to the store
He tried and tried to open . . .
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June 08, 2006 03:29 PM EDT --
Oh creepy guy you are so freaky
You always seem to smell so reek-y
I love you from your creepy eyes
All the way down to those freaky lies
When you finally take a stand
And drag me firmly by the hand
Force . . .
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June 18, 2006 02:58 AM EDT --
Having toe nails is so outdated
It seems to be very overrated
You're much better swimming the Sea
Than walking around like me.
Don't pray for toe nails little dolphin
They need to . . .
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June 17, 2006 10:17 PM EDT --
Published in XPress Magazine
Eight people, all dressed in striped pants or striped shirts, sing solemnly with their eyes shut . . .
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June 30, 2006 03:36 PM EDT --
Put out then Get Out
The Teenage Harlets Give it All up Everytime
It could be any given Teenage Harlets show. Johnny Dismal, . . .
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December 11, 2008 01:17 AM EST --
Carnivores, rejoice, you finally just got a relaxing bath salt scented with your favorite meat -bacon! For the record, this is the first and only bacon bath salt on the web.
Things You’ll Need:
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June 05, 2006 03:23 PM EDT --
Imagine if you will being forced to stay in the house all the time. The only time you are permitted to leave is when a rude large brute of a man pulls you out of your house to show to a bunch of people. . . .
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