Tag: life
member name: Jillbilly H.
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June 21, 2006 08:45 PM EDT --
I love you, but I will never tell you. This is the best thing I could ever do for you.
No man could ever fit into my life. When you ask about being more than friends, I tell you I . . .
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August 07, 2006 06:36 PM EDT --
Hello again gatherers of the world. Again I need to apologize for my relative invisibility as of late. Aside from moving right now, my work has also been insanely busy. A few of you may . . .
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June 10, 2006 06:03 PM EDT --
Gilligan's Island and Sesame Street
Angry voices behind closed doors
Bee stings and oak tree forests
A go-kart speeding down a dirt road
Cowboys wrestling dogs by the fireplace
Horses, Flaky Flix . . .
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June 13, 2006 01:36 PM EDT --
1) I like an extremely broad spectrum of music, but I don't like the Greatful Dead, The Beatles, Led Zepplin, Jimmi Hendrix or the Doors. A lot of people think this . . .
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June 14, 2006 12:09 PM EDT --
And then, my friend, you die.
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June 16, 2006 01:20 AM EDT --
March 11,2004
Dear Crayola Crayon Company,
I am a big fan of your products. Whereas most contemporary artists out grow their crayons, . . .
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August 29, 2006 12:34 PM EDT --
Years ago, someone read my palm and told me that while I would love deeply, I would have many relationships and never find "the one" for me. I don't usually put too much stock in things . . .
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November 06, 2006 07:12 PM EST --
There's a high level of competition when it comes to getting certain "cool jobs" in retail. Let me tell you now, it's not worth it.
The corporation knows that they . . .
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June 05, 2006 09:18 PM EDT --
Names, numbers, pictures and dirty words are scattered across the walls. Trying to focus on the messages in a futile attempt to ignore the gagging scent radiating from the other unflushed stalls, you choose . . .
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June 28, 2006 02:10 AM EDT --
I have a confession to make. AA has made it clear that the first step to curing a problem is to admit you have a problem, but are all addictions really problems?
Let me take a step back here. . . .
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June 08, 2006 03:29 PM EDT --
Oh creepy guy you are so freaky
You always seem to smell so reek-y
I love you from your creepy eyes
All the way down to those freaky lies
When you finally take a stand
And drag me firmly by the hand
Force . . .
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June 18, 2006 03:00 PM EDT --
I have a hard time writing about my dad. For one thing, I love and respect him more than anyone else I've ever met. For another, I know that he really loved his daughters more than anything . . .
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July 10, 2008 11:27 PM EDT --
I saw Indiana Jones last week. If you haven't seen it already, without giving too much away, I can tell you there's a scene with creepy, flesh-eating red ants. I hated the scene though I loved . . .
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June 06, 2006 02:40 PM EDT --
(Forewarning, this one is not a silly article like many of my others, this was previously published in XPress Magazine at SFSU)
Adrian Turner holds a can of black spray paint with one hand and uses the . . .
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June 30, 2006 03:36 PM EDT --
Put out then Get Out
The Teenage Harlets Give it All up Everytime
It could be any given Teenage Harlets show. Johnny Dismal, . . .
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May 10, 2007 05:19 PM EDT --
All of Mr. Vonneguts books are pure brilliance. No, make that every word the man said in his LIFE was of pure genius. While I belive Cat's Cradle is by far his best book, with its interesting . . .
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September 18, 2007 03:52 PM EDT --
Let's just say, this is a good place to train yourself to fight extreme torture techniques if you'd like to join the mafia or CIA, as they love to preform oral surgery without anesthesia or even . . .
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May 20, 2008 12:17 PM EDT --
Things You'll Need:
Nice clothes
A strong resume
A firm handshake
Step 1
Prepare. You know you need to be ready, but how? Imagine every question they might ask you and prepare . . .
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August 03, 2006 02:38 AM EDT --
The setting sun seemed to beam through the back of his head and shoot out through bright eyes focused on her; the girl stared at the green . . .
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May 21, 2008 12:30 PM EDT --
Step 1
Thrift Store!!!! To some people, this one's obvious, to others, they envision a row of 1970's business suits with moth holes in them. The thrift is a great way to pick up a suit, . . .
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